a kick in the teeth is good for some
a kiss with a fist is better than none
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13th-Aug-2013 02:15 am
Life kind of sucks without Naruto around to keep her fully distracted. Sakura's come to discover that maybe all this time she's been using him as just that instead of coming to terms with everything that's happened with the war back home. Her life has been fairly easy up until that point because no matter what, she could always return home at the end of a long mission and kick off her shoes to relax only to be harped at by her mother. That was alright, but this? Being sent off to another world without any indication of what's happened? Difficult. It was too difficult for her to overcome. The dead were alive, the enemy was now their ally, and the guilt that came from knowing all of this was too much for her.

Add in the fact that Naruto's been out in a coma for the past few days and Sakura's mood has completely tanked. Not that she's willing to show it, in fact this is the first bout of privacy she's had in a while. Refusing to leave Naruto's side, his parents had been kind enough to accommodate that, but everyone needs to wash off sometime. This is why she's in the bath tub late at night with her PokeGear in hand. See, she comes from a world where technology isn't all that accessible to others her age so things like accidental recordings or slippery electronics are foreign to her.

Not for much longer will this subject be unfamiliar to her.


    [ VIDEO: LATE NIGHT ]
[ This video abruptly starts from the floor of a bathroom (easy enough to tell because there's a rug resting on linoleum and what appears to be porcelain nearby) with a blood-curdling scream. Splashes can be heard and soon enough there's shoulders along with sopping wet pink hair plastered along it leaning over the PokeGear. ]

P-Pervert! [ She's screaming at someone or something nearby as the splashes continue. Is her attacker in the bathtub now? Bubbles are flying everywhere in a convenient manner just to keep anyone from seeing anything sensitive on her body as she scoots back out of sight. ] I'll kill you! Where's that curling iron?! I'll fry you so hard you'll zap right back out that window!

[ Suddenly, something even more horrifying than the thought of a pervert comes into view. It leans over the side of the bathtub and points a fin towards the PokeGear as though to warn her that this was live.

Unfortunately, it doesn't last for long before a bar of soap smacks it back into the water with a loud thud. But hey Naruto, she found your mom's missing fish! A shame he's not here to have an excuse to jump in to 'save the day'. ]


    [ TEXT: EARLY MORNING ]
Seems as though a message was sent out from my PokeGear last night.
Disregard it.
Can anyone tell me if a Feebas is worth keeping around?
I'm torn between frying it up for lunch today or kicking it out.
Seems pretty useless all around.

By the way, has there even been a time when someone's failed to wake up from a coma within a week?
I'd like to know for medical reasons.
This world is strange when it comes to what's proper and what's not with the human body.
Please advise only if you're familiar with it.
No speculation today.
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Comments 
13th-Aug-2013 07:58 am (UTC) - text;
You can't fry it up!!! :o

Literally. Every Pokemon I've seen is super tough - there's no cooking them up. It's bad - I wonder how they'd taste?
hipstermark: (18)
13th-Aug-2013 07:59 am (UTC)
If they're tough, wouldn't they just taste bad?
Are you sure they can't be cooked?
Feebas is just a fish after all.
punches: (Default)
13th-Aug-2013 08:03 am (UTC)
Magikarp is just a fish as well, and, well - Ore got his name from the Oretoise, they're super tough creatures from back home. But even they can be eaten!

I tried and tried, and the only food I've gotten from any Pokemon is ice from Scoop. And ice isn't food!
hipstermark: (70)
13th-Aug-2013 08:02 am (UTC) - [Action] Yeah he's gonna die, obviously.
[Sorry, the yelling drew his attention before he realized what you were saying, and he threw the door open... only to go wide eyed and yank it shut just as quickly with it between him and Sakura.]

You'reokayIseesoIshouldjustgo?
itsjustdust: (All the blushing.)
13th-Aug-2013 08:05 am (UTC) - he can join naruto in coma land...
[ She heard that door slam shut. ]

Obito?! Is that you?! [ Oh look, it sounds as though she's further away from the door instead of approaching it, that's a good thing isn't it!! ]
punches: (Default)
13th-Aug-2013 08:16 am (UTC) - No no those comas mean canon updates. Don't send him to update land D:
If the answer that means I live is yes I'll use it otherwise I'mgonnago!

[Well look at that, his voice was moving away from the door too. Quickly.]
itsjustdust: (All the blushing.)
13th-Aug-2013 08:57 am (UTC) - video;
[ Blink. Blink. Blink. Well, that was a spectacle. ]

If you give it proper care, it can turn into a beautiful Milotic. They're rather sturdy and good with special attacks; I'd keep it.

As for your second question... Sometimes it takes a day or two after a week, but around that time, people wake up. I was like that before. [ Beat. ] You're asking because of Naruto, right?
memoryborn: (and that we were nothing)
13th-Aug-2013 09:02 am (UTC)
[ The true show is what's going on in the hallways after... ]

A Milotic? I think I've seen one of th--wait, this ugly thing can turn into that?

[ D I S B E L I E F also spoiler warning next time GEEZ XION. ]

... Yeah, because of Naruto. Does everyone know? I'm not that worried about him--[ Tsun, tsun. ]--but as the medic-nin responsible for his well-being, I just thought I'd ask when to expect him up.
punches: (still no tits)
13th-Aug-2013 09:08 am (UTC)
[ Oh, o o p s. Was she not supposed to say that? She's just telling the truth! ]

Um, yeah. I have one. They're kind of like Magikarps in regards to evolving into something no one expects.

I guess? I only knew because I saw Kushina's video. Depending on what he's going through, he might be feeling a bit weak after the coma passes.
memoryborn: (make out like it never happened)
13th-Aug-2013 10:41 am (UTC) - [Text]
[Yeah, he saw the video from last night. But Atsuro's smart enough to not mention it.]

I haven't raise them before, but a Feebas can evolve into a Milotic. Just give them a proper care without any frying involve.
babel_hacker: (Laptop | Let me check something)
13th-Aug-2013 11:08 am (UTC)
[ Mentioning it results in a mild case of fish face. As in a fish thrown in the face. ]

Come on, a skillet can't be any more harsh than a fire Pokemon's attack, can it?
punches: (Default)
13th-Aug-2013 03:50 pm (UTC) - text
[ Yeah. Not even going to bother with mentioning the previous video things. Hikari's just grateful that she hadn't had something like that happen herself. ]

I think Feebas evolves into a useful pokémon. Hold on...

[ Hikari quickly searches through the pokédex, before sending Sakura the entry for Milotic. ]

It eventually evolves into that, and even if it didn't, cooking a Feebas wouldn't be a good idea, if it's as rare as the pokédex says it is.
chosen_light_child: (huh?)
14th-Aug-2013 11:40 am (UTC)
[ Never reading the PokeGear in the bathtub every again. Why she might even put a sticker over the lens next. ]

That's what they evolve into?
No wonder that lady carried around this ugly fish!


[ Now she's excited, but: ] How does it evolve?
punches: (Default)
13th-Aug-2013 04:23 pm (UTC) - [video]
Feebas are wonderful creatures who become about as strong as Gyarados when they evolve. Do please remember that, before you kick yours out.

Edited 2013-08-13 04:23 pm (UTC)
paladinlost: (frowning)
14th-Aug-2013 11:41 am (UTC)
[ This time she's dressed hooray! ]

I'm not sure what a Gyarados is either. Sorry, I'm still learning all the Pokemon names. [ Sulking. ]
punches: (Default)
13th-Aug-2013 09:21 pm (UTC) - text;
[... Right he'll forget he ever saw wet teenager. Best for his sanity.]

1. [Insert picture of a Milotic here. ... actually it's his Milotic too.] Milotic, the evolved form of a Feebas. Evolves through beauty. Don't level it up and keep pampering it to make it feel beautiful. Even if you think otherwise.

2. They continue to sleep. I've seen someone sleep for months.


Edited 2013-08-13 09:22 pm (UTC)
14th-Aug-2013 11:44 am (UTC)
[ Best for everyone involved really. ]

Okay, I'll tackle both of those.
1. How do you pamper something that ugly?
No, really.
2. For months?
How did they survive?
Did they have to go to the hospital to get nutrients?
There's just so much about this world I'm trying to figure out.
punches: (Default)
14th-Aug-2013 03:30 pm (UTC) - Voice
I understand only too well when one's animals are misbehaving, but animals do not act out of ill will. It is because they do not understand.

Give your..."Feebas" some time. He may not be the most useful of Pokemon but surely as we judge a man on his character, do we appreciate our pets on their loyalty and love rather than their abilities to battle.
redenzione: (Vision)
16th-Aug-2013 11:00 am (UTC)
... Huh, is that really how it is?

[ The sound of her finger tapping skin can be heard, likely her chin the source of it, before she continues. ]

I'm not sure if that's right. Pokemon here are easily won over by other trainers.
punches: (Default)
16th-Aug-2013 02:20 pm (UTC) - text;
sounds like a memory coma to me :o
its normal for this place

also i think the feebas question depends on your battling style and/or on whether or not youd like to breed it otherwise?
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (= thoughts on a breeze.)
19th-Aug-2013 02:03 pm (UTC)
A memory coma?
Is that the common name for them?
Kind of hard to diagnosis it otherwise and the last thing I want is to cause mass hysteria.

People breed these ugly things?
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18th-Aug-2013 10:58 am (UTC) - video oh jesus christ
[ ..... Tsunade just watches this unfold. She's not sure whether to butt in and save the Feebas's life or watch Sakura throttle the little fishy in front of a national audience.

But then she thinks of the children. And promptly keeps quiet. Go Sakura, go! Filet that thing in front of everyone! You might hear a little chuckle escape Tsunade's lips, by the way. ]
godaime: (Whoever put a tambourine in the dryer)
19th-Aug-2013 02:04 pm (UTC)
[ Wait, she heard that. In the middle of her assault, some time after the confrontation with Obito, she's picking up her PokeGear. ]

Who's--oh, Tsunade-sama? [ Her tone goes from pissed the fuck off to a softer one of surprise. ] Did I wake you?
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21st-Aug-2013 08:47 am (UTC) - video;
[Okay she heard that scream, so you're getting a nosy video reply back. She's honestly concerned, but she knows Sakura can take care of herself. >3>]

Is everything alright? If you're not out of the bathroom or don't reply soon I'm coming to check on you.
ghostpepper: (attention officially piqued)
21st-Aug-2013 10:25 am (UTC) - video;
[ The family that fights each other, has faith in each other... ]

I'm fine! [ Here's one flustered and barely wrapped up Sakura. Her bangs are plastered across her forehead and drip water down along her face, but she seems alright. ] See? That stupid fish... ugh, it must have belonged to.

[ Stopping suddenly. ] Well, it doesn't matter. I've caught it for my own now!
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