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✿ INBOX; cerealia

21st-Mar-2015 03:39 am

"Sakura here! A bit preoccupied right now, but leave something for me to look forward to.
If this is a medical emergency, sorry!"

Tags:game: cerealia, ic: inbox

Comments

27th-Mar-2015 11:21 pm (UTC) - TEXT

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 05:00 am (UTC)

[ That's kind of sweet, but what does it mean? ]

You got an x-ray done today? Why didn't you ask me to come with you?

punches

28th-Mar-2015 05:16 am (UTC)

[Hell has frozen over and Rock Lee is the one trying to explain a metaphor to Sakura.]

sakura-san!! i apologize. if such a thing did happen, you're the first person i would want by my side

but, this situation

it is all a metaphor!!

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 05:24 am (UTC)

[ If it was something he said to her face to face, then she might have caught on. Seeing it over text made it sound more urgent than it actually was. ]

Does that mean you're well and not sick at all? I was worried for a moment there.

This place has me on edge a bit so sorry if I ruined your message.

It was very sweet.

punches

28th-Mar-2015 05:47 am (UTC)

that is correct. i am not sick at all, and i am so sorry for worrying you, sakura-san. my actions were careless.

[Sakura-san is concerned for me...]

i am very glad that you find it sweet despite all of that.

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 05:56 am (UTC)

[ Of course she's worried. It's only been a couple days since she was told everyone else they knew had perished. Keeping them alive and well is now her main priority. ]

Since it's been brought up, I should give you a physical just to ensure there's no concerns with your health. Both Naruto and yourself.

[ Nothing says awkward quite like having your crush look over your naked body. ]

punches

28th-Mar-2015 06:06 am (UTC)

[A physical. He is touched by the thoughtfulness she's showing...

but horrified about the naked part.]

are you sure, sakura-san? i

i feel like my youth is at full power!

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 06:32 am (UTC)

[ A shame she can't figure that part out. While she has the best of intentions in mind, she's a bit distracted by her worries and in turn isn't thinking things through fully. ]

When was the last time you saw a proper doctor?

You can turn me down if you want, but it'd probably make Naruto feel a lot better if someone else was with him. That way he wouldn't feel singled out.

punches

28th-Mar-2015 06:48 am (UTC)

not since i have arrived here...

i don't want naruto-kun to feel singled out. and you are the person i would trust the most with my wellbeing.

but

ahhhhhhhhhh.

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 06:52 am (UTC)

But what? [ He can trust her... maybe! ]

Have I made you uncomfortable?

punches

28th-Mar-2015 06:54 am (UTC)

it is just

ah

embarrassing...

[Even texting, it's hard to spit it out.]

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 06:57 am (UTC)

I know it's inconvenient to get a check up, but it's something you shouldn't put off. I could probably recommend you to another physician here, but I'm not sure if I trust them with my friends.

[ She just came out of a battle field, Lee, please excuse her mother henning. ]

punches

28th-Mar-2015 07:02 am (UTC) - 1/2

it is not that!

it is just

ah-

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 07:03 am (UTC)

[Then he accidentally hits the voice on.]

THE NUDITY!

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 07:08 am (UTC)

[ How to even deal. ] ...

Lee-san, did you mean to blurt that out where I can hear it?

punches

28th-Mar-2015 07:10 am (UTC)

[.... He deflates.]

N-no...

I apologize.

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 07:16 am (UTC)

[ .............................................................. ]

I, I wouldn't make you strip in front of me! [ How could he even think that of her in the first place? Betrayal. ]

punches

28th-Mar-2015 07:21 am (UTC)

I... I know that you would treat it sensitively!

But still... a physical requires that such a thing happen at all....

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 07:24 am (UTC)

I mean I wouldn't make you strip in front of me! I'd use the androids that are there to inspect you and analyze the data they've gathered.

[ At least now she's joined him in sounding so embarrassed. ]

punches

28th-Mar-2015 11:45 am (UTC)

....

Oh! In... in that case...

...That wouldn't be embarrassing at all! Good thinking, Sakura-san! [Now he's more embarrassed that there's turned out to be such a simple solution after he made such a big deal out of it.]

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 12:05 pm (UTC)

Sheesh, do you take me for a pervert or something? [ It's kind of a joke, but really.

Her approach could have been better. ]

punches

28th-Mar-2015 12:11 pm (UTC)

[Now he's feeling panicky/remorseful enough that any chance of him recognizing that as a joke are far dead.]

N-no... I would never think that of you, Sakura-san! I am sorry! I just... did not realize that there was such a simple solution!

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 12:17 pm (UTC)

I could have told you upfront about it.

Besides how could you know I would have already checked out the facility? It was one of the first things I did after that strange amusement park.

[ She's not sure how she'll be able to work with robots, but they assured her that all of the other nurses learned after a while. ]

punches

28th-Mar-2015 12:25 pm (UTC)

Er... I suppose that may be true. But I still jumped to conclusions a-and the shock of those conclusions must have thrown you off! The hindsight of youth is always clearer...

I should have expected you would have looked into it. You're so efficient, Sakura-san!

niceguypose

28th-Mar-2015 01:28 pm (UTC)

It's my responsibility to be efficient. [ She went from being able to provide and take care of hundreds... to two. Just a couple shinobi remain from their village other than herself and she plans to make sure they're well. ]

Lee-san... [ For a brief moment, the strong facade cracks. ]

punches